GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT
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OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE
and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
Everyone needs to reblog this.
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- netflix
- pizza
- coffee
- sexy time
- kissing
- tv shows
I would add
- shooting range trips
- long hikes
Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers*
Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus
hey lets play how hot is that character
hey lets play how hot is that character
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY
Anonymous asked:
Top songs on your sex playlist?
caffeinatednursing-deactivated2 answered:
cotton-eyed Joe…on repeat…the whole time
Unf so sexy.
